Showing posts with label Funny bone. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Funny bone. Show all posts
Thursday, September 10, 2009
Wednesday, August 26, 2009
Amen.
Except the whole vegetarian part. (This is a PeTA Billboard that has since been removed and changed, in Jacksonville, Florida.)
Saturday, August 15, 2009
Monday, August 10, 2009
Sunday, August 9, 2009
Sunday, March 8, 2009
Wednesday, March 4, 2009
I am going to be filthy rich!!!
Here is an e-mail I received today that somehow avoided going into my Gmail spam folder, and BOY am I glad it did!
from Sgt Joey Jones reply-to sgt.joeyjonesusarmy09@windowslive.comto undisclosed-recipientsdate Wed, Mar 4, 2009 at 4:45 PMsubject RE.
Hello,
I hope my e-mail find you well. I need your assistance. My
name is Sgt Joey Jones, I am an American soldier with the
3rd Armored Cavalry Regiment in IRAQ for the United States,
we have $25,000,000.00, that is in our Possession and we
are ready to move it out of the country.
The Money is part of the one we seized from late Saddam
Hussein, but was not declared. My colleague and I need a
good partner someone we can trust to actualize this Venture,
but we are moving it through Diplomatic way to your house
directly. Your share is 40% while 60% is for me and my
colleague.
Sincerely,
Sgt Joey Jones.
sgt.joeyjonesusarmy09@
Sunday, March 1, 2009
Thursday, February 26, 2009
Wednesday, November 12, 2008
I promise I am not racist.*
Am I the only one who thinks this sounds like baby-gibberish?
This is the most unintentionally funny music video. Note that the chorus is in "english".
* OK. Maybe I am just a little. But "Everyone's a little bit racist." (- Avenue Q)
Friday, November 7, 2008
Fun Airplane Trick*
Courtesy of Mr. Charles Biddle.
If you’re sitting next to someone on a plane who irritates you, try doing this:
1. Quietly and calmly open up your laptop case.
2. Remove your laptop.Start it up.
3. Make sure the fellow traveller who is annoying you can see the screen.
4. Close your eyes and tilt your head up to the sky and move your lips like you are praying.
5. Then click here.
*I don't actually recommend that you do this.
Wow.
Some guy wrote an a cappella song basing the lyrics on the stories from STAR WARS, set to the tunes from John Williams' most famous movie theme songs. Glorious.
So ugly that I love it.
The Galpin Auto Sports' Scythe. Here is what wired.com has to say about :
We're sure Beau Boeckmann's crew at GAS were specifically commissioned to build a vehicle with two steering wheels, 1,005 horsepower and a face like a cicada. We can't imagine any other reason an ordinarily top-tier custom shop would create such so hideous a monster. After all, these are the folks who bring you the custom-for-custom's sake reinterpretations seen on Pimp My Ride. "With Scythe, we set out to showcase all of our unique fabrication abilities here at GAS," Boeckmann said in press release. "From the handmade composite body and voice-activated on-board computer system to the twin-supercharged 1,005 horsepower engine, this car was built to make a statement."
That statement is "We turned a 2008 Mustang GT convertible into a 1994 Hot Wheels reject."
Boechmann unveiled the Scythe at a big charity event that featured more B-, C- and D-List celebs than an episode of I Love the 90's. Heck, even Mark McGrath and Scott Baio were there. We hope proceeds went to the AMC Gremlin Memorial Foundation for Terminally Unattractive Cars.
Monday, November 3, 2008
I hope...
...that after tomorrow, I can pretend like this doesn't scare me.
Cindy McCain Claims She's Just Like Any Other Female Human
Possibly the weirdest clip on YouTube
Yes, this is the "Leave Britney Alone" creep...but look how far he (she?) has come.
Sunday, October 26, 2008
Tuesday, October 21, 2008
My stomach hurts...
...from laughing at this!
John McCain Accidentally Left On Campaign Bus Overnight
Subscribe to:
Posts (Atom)
Posts
